10 Things I Want For Xmas . . . But Probably Won’t Get

     The title is pretty self-explanatory.  Oh, I wanted more run-of-the-mill things for Christmas….books, music…that kind of thing.  But I have these deep longings for something else for Christmas….things that very likely won’t come to pass…but are still lots of fun to think about.  Thus, I have compiled a list.

1.  A Biplane Ride.

I have seen local signs advertising bi-plane rides.  Pretty pricey.  But I wouldn’t mind paying if:

A) My family would let me do it without protest.  #unlikely

B) I have no clue what this pilot is like.  I could wind up with a wannabe stunt pilot and end up sky-diving instead of flying.  Or they could just be . . . not all there . . . rather like the attendants at theme parks with the very important job of making sure you’re fastened into your death-defying ride properly – but you have to beg them to double check your harness.

C) I don’t know if the bi-plane has a mounted machine gun – and frankly, the flight wouldn’t be as much fun without that.

Please don’t freak out – I’m normal, I swear. 

2.  Teek the Teek

If you don’t know who Teek is – I am very sorry for you indeed.  I know his picture is a little ugly – but he’s adorable once you see him in cation.  This mischievous little creature is one of the heroes of Star Wars: Battle for Endor – a spin off movie George Lucas made after Return of the Jedi AND IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE EWOK ADVENTURE MOVIES I’M VERY SORRY FOR YOU INDEED.  😀

Teek is a pert little person, rather small-minded but lots of fun to have around and very brave.  He also moves so fast – he can’t stop.

Sadly – Teeks don’t actually exist.

3. A Personal Assistant.

I need one – BADLY.

4. A Trip To The Bahamas.

Mmm – hmmm – Oh yeah, this is totally happening.

Behold – my Bahama vacation – as close as I can get to it.

You’re all invited.

5.    A Motorcycle Ride.

Reasons why this won’t happen.

1. I only knew one person who had a Vespa type thing – and I don’t really see him anymore.

2. I wouldn’t really feel comfortable riding with him – he’s a reckless driver (and a closet thrill-seeker).

3. I don’t know any other trustworthy motorcyclists.

So if any of you know some trustworthy motorcyclists that have a good track record of not crashing – I’d love to connect with them.  I would prefer them to be relatively cool. #Ihavestandards

6.  A Wand That Will Magically Complete All Of My Stories With One Swish.

Somebody please explain to me why this doesn’t exist.

7.  A Wookie.

Having a Wookie friend would be reaching new levels of awesomeness.  I would absolutely love to have Chewie as a pal.  Why?  So many reasons!!  Let me list a few.

1.  He’s a Wookie.

2. He’s a Wookie.

3. Nobody would ever bother me. From thugs to critics – Chewie’s got it covered.

4. Nothing beats a Wookie hug.

5. He has a really cool home world and he could take me there for Christmas vacation.

6. He has a really cool ride.

7. He has a moderately cool pilot friend.

8. A great playmate – we could do games (as long as I let him win) he could push me on a swing (as long as he doesn’t send me into Earth’s orbit).

9. HE’S A WOOKIE.  #enoughsaid

8.  My Own Personal Bungee Fitness Center.

Watch this video – no other explanation should be needed for why I want it.

Rats – if I had this thing – I would be exercising every day for hours!  #fumes.

9.  Another Season of Garrison’s Gorillas.

My favorite TV show in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD – and it only ran for one season – it was cut down in its prime to be replaced by Mod Squad – MOD SQUAD!!!  If I could find the person who made THAT decision . . .

Why It Won’t Happen:

1. Three of the main actors have passed away.

2. There’s nothing good on TV anymore so Garrison’s Gorillas would never be produced.

“sobs”  – IN MY MIND GARRISON’S GORILLAS ARE STILL YOUNG AND CAUSING HAVOC IN EUROPE AND BEING THE INCREDIBLE HEROES THAT THEY ARE!!

“hugs character in gif”  I love that line of yours, Casino – I quote it all the time!  You’re the man!

 10.  Meeting All My Online Friends In A Face To Face Party.

I have been so blessed to have met two of my online friends face to face but I WANT TO MEET ALL OF YOU!

I would LIKE to attend Realm Makers next year (#herestopipedreams) – so this wish could possibly, maybe, perhaps HAVE A SLIGHT CHANCE OF COMING TRUE!

Two ladies that follow my blog (you know who you are 🙂 can testify that that gif was basically me.  😀

And that’s it!

So what impossible things do you wish for this Christmas?  Do you want to change your name to Batman?  Swim with whales?  I’d love to hear all about it in the comments!